OK so I found this ad and thought it was so ridiculous:
Looking for two girls to serve drinks at an afternoon BBQ for 7-10 guys this Thursday. Totally legit, no sex, you just come dressed in a cute/hot summer outfit, serve drinks and mingle with mostly a bunch of married guys. You should be easy on the eyes and be a decent conversationalist (English is required, Chinese is a plus). I'll pay $50 per girl for 4 hours plus all you can eat/drink and a ride home if you need it. I prefer the two girls know each other so you both can feel more at ease. You should both be 25-35 years old. Send pics for consideration. Please put BBQ in the subject of your reply so I know you are real.
Location: West Seattle
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
Compensation: $50 per girl for 4 hours
Having to say no sex is stupid why would you say that if the job is being a "server" wtf? Does Applebees say that in their job postings? Girls think twice before responding to shit like this!! Do the spouses know about this? Seriously?
I think it would be funny to respond to this just to she what else this tool has to say, lol.