I was walking home and this man walked up to me and said "Hi Baby"
I looked at him and kind of gave him my awkward smile.
Then he pulled out a hand full of twenty dollar bills and said "hey baby you got change for a twenty" I said "No sorry"
First of all . . . do I know you?
Second of all . . . . since when am I his baby?
Third of all . . . . .did he not see my headphones?
*Lucky for him. . .
he spoke to me during the transition from one song to another & I was in a good mood :)